At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
