Christians are straight up FREAKS
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She's the barista slut.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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