can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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