uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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