Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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