i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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