It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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