Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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