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Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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