Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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