found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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