I'm going to jail i love you
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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