So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I will pee on everything he values.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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