You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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