Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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