Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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