Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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