We're facebook friends in real life
handjob tips. give me some.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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