I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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