Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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