you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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