Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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