READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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