can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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