WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
How's work?
Spinning.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
This is the high leading the old right now
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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