I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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