left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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