I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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