I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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