She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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