On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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