addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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