He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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