after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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