I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Ketchup is God's man juice
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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