Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm passing your future prison.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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