So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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