so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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