His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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