Christians are straight up FREAKS
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
two words: eviction party
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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