Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Of course I have a pirate flag
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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