first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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