I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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