How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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