Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i out mim tonsoeep
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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