3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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