Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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