Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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