dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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go home
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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