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(631): View more from New York

Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!

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(503): View more from Oregon

she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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(312): View more from Illinois

i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it

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(408): View more from California

I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.

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(613): View more from Ontario

just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD

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(519): View more from Ontario

I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.

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