she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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