i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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