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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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