it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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