also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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