Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
